Seeming quite a bit more deranged than she has in the past, Katja floats on her shadowy tendrils on her desk, lovingly stroking a scalpel with the tendrils as her students filter into the classroom. "Welcome back lovely students of mine! I certainly hope you haven't been missing Camron, since he's a bit...indisposed at the moment, recovering from his loving gift to me," she glances pointedly at the shadowy material coming from her neck stump, "But not to fear, you still have me to teach you all the wonderful things about medicine that you never realized you should have known!"
With a grin she launches into her lessons for the class.
With a grin she launches into her lessons for the class.
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MDC 101: Introduction to Medicine
"One of the things of the medicinal field that causes much sorrow is that sometimes, some diseases or injuries are not fixable, not curable, terminal." She closes her eyes and sighs before continuing, "When healers are confronted with this sort of situation, it is all we can do to ease the patient's suffering."
She gestures to the west side of the room, where all the locked cabinets were. "In the furthest left drawer you will find creatures that are locked in a state close to death that need to be eased somehow. When you choose your creature, it will unfreeze, so choose carefully.
This creature WILL die, so trying to prevent that is pointless. You are trying to give it the most peaceful death, and will be graded upon how much pain the creature felt as it passed from this world."
((Ease the pain and suffering of a dying creature. You may pick the disease/injury as well as what the creature actually is))
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MDC 103: Medicinal Philosophy
"Due to the nature of this class there ought to be at least one boring assignment, but if you pursue this it'll be much more fun later to know how you can break the rules."
"This assignment is simple. We've already gone over non-malificence and respect for autonomy with your first two assignments, but I want to make sure you know what the other rules are so that you can disregard them to their fullest extent. If you have any additional rules to add to the traditional ones, or multiple ways to disregard a single rule, then feel free to increase the length of your essay!"
"This assignment is simple. We've already gone over non-malificence and respect for autonomy with your first two assignments, but I want to make sure you know what the other rules are so that you can disregard them to their fullest extent. If you have any additional rules to add to the traditional ones, or multiple ways to disregard a single rule, then feel free to increase the length of your essay!"
((Summarize what the main ethics of medicine are and include how someone would go about ignoring those rules))
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MDC 201: Intermediate Medicine
"Alrighty!" she claps two smoke tentacles together with a soft pfft noise, "Since I recently realized you've been doing this sort of thing for a while now, I'm going to leave this assignment pretty open ended for you! All you have to do is tie it back to this class, which is all about injuries and anesthesia!" Katja smiles at Kyran.
"If you need any suggestions for what you might do you can always ask and I'll help you to the best of my abilities; which, in terms of giving ideas, aren't too shabby~"
((Make your assignment related to physical injuries and/or anesthesia. Ideally you would tie in the two, but so long as it's related to one of the two then it's alright! If you're struggling there's past assignments for the old Physical Injuries and Anesthesia classes, and you can also note me for some additional brainstorming))
"If you need any suggestions for what you might do you can always ask and I'll help you to the best of my abilities; which, in terms of giving ideas, aren't too shabby~"
((Make your assignment related to physical injuries and/or anesthesia. Ideally you would tie in the two, but so long as it's related to one of the two then it's alright! If you're struggling there's past assignments for the old Physical Injuries and Anesthesia classes, and you can also note me for some additional brainstorming))
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MDC 202: Field Medicine
"Now now Kyran you can't just skip assignments if you hope to advance!"
"Since the mannequin looks just as fresh as it did for your last assignment I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you didn't do much with it. SO! Since he is still nice and pristine, I want you to fix this!" The shadows congealed beneath her body sharpen into a blade almost and slice the living doll's arm. "You can only use the field materials found in the cupboard nearest to us. No proper needles or thread, but all you have to do is stitch it up. It doesn't even have to be pretty, considering that last ditch field medicine is some of the most worrisome stitching.
"Do try to be quick though, I don't quite remember how much blood is in these and I'd rather not have to find a complete replacement."
((Patch up the mannequin from last month using field supplies (anything that isn't modern doctor tools pretty much, including historical medicinal tools such as pulled cat gut, or potential improvised tools such as fish hooks of all shapes and sizes)
If you complete this assignment before the due date then I will write up a new assignment for you to do))
"Do try to be quick though, I don't quite remember how much blood is in these and I'd rather not have to find a complete replacement."
((Patch up the mannequin from last month using field supplies (anything that isn't modern doctor tools pretty much, including historical medicinal tools such as pulled cat gut, or potential improvised tools such as fish hooks of all shapes and sizes)
If you complete this assignment before the due date then I will write up a new assignment for you to do))
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If you have any questions at all please let me, lizziecat1279 know and I'll do my best to answer them.
For this last semester I can't give any extensions, so make sure you're on time with your assignments! The due date this month is December 24th (the day before Christmas), so keep that in mind.
I can help with assignments as a teacher and a student (so if you need someone to rp with, though student is probably less than ideal for medicine) so please come to me if you need any assistance.